5 Reasons Why Raising Kids Is Like The Hunger Games

1. They are the Capitol:

They really rule shit. Seriously. You can't deny it. Your life circles around their needs. They are hungry? You feed them.They need new shoes? You buy them. They want you to fight a deranged game to the death? Well..you see what I am saying.And again. Kids resemble The Capitol in so many ways. The dress funny, they make no sense and you can't take them seriously.
And yet. They really do rule your life.

Anxiety: Why I Don't Drive

The looks you get from people when you tell them you don’t drive are actually hilarious. They are baffled. It is like saying you don’t have a cell phone…okay I am double damned because I don’t have a cell phone either. They always say the same thing “How do you live?” And my answer is always the same “You have to be willing to sacrifice”.